I know I was just complaining about all the other lesbians getting married without me, but can some fancy celesbians in my acquaintance please have an actual wedding soon, since I somehow doubt I’ll make the guest list for Stewart and Meyer’s?.Stewart apparently told Meyer she loved her at a “shitty bar” two weeks after they struck up a relationship, which is so gay I want to break things (in a good way!).I love the phrase “we’re marrying.” So simple, so Mr.She was also a consultant on An American Pickle, which means she presumably has the approval of Seth Rogen, which is good enough for me.Just did a little IMDb crawl, and Meyer wrote the screenplay for 2021’s Moxie!.
This, right here, is why my entire TikTok algorithm is just “lesbian house reno.” I’m a complete cliché.Seriously, is there anything sweeter than whipping a ring out of your pocket, only to be confronted with a ring of your own?.Stewart’s note that “with two girls,” things aren’t quite as gender-solidifed when it comes to an engagement, is making me think of my secret favorite thing: simultaneous queer proposals.I have to know! This will haunt me until the end of time.Did she pop a ring into a bowl of pho at the couple’s favorite Vietnamese spot?.Did she hand-paint a ceramic bowl with a ring inside?.When Stewart says that Meyer “grabbed that bowl and made it happen,” what does that mean?.Okay, sorry, I obviously had to make it about myself for a second, but now I’m back.Is every lesbian in America getting married except me?.It was fucking so cute.” Infinite mazels to the happy couple, and below, find all my thoughts on their blessed queer union: She just grabbed that bowl and made it happen. “We don’t do that or think about it in those terms. “With two girls, you never know who’s going to fulfill what weird fucking gender role thing,” Stewart went on. I wanted to be proposed to, so I think I very distinctly carved out what I wanted and she nailed it.
“We’re marrying,” she told Stern, “we’re totally gonna do it. On Tuesday, Spencer (and, lest we forget, Twilight) star Kristen Stewart confided to SiriusXM host Howard Stern that she was engaged to her girlfriend of at least two years, screenwriter Dylan Meyer.
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